Is it right for me to do this?
Of course, if I don't...
...we'll both be forced to quit school, so I have no choice.
But, but...
What's wrong?
It's obvious and really natural...
But at this point in time...
...Mizuho Kazami is now Mizuho Kusanagi.
I just married my teacher.
Principal's office
I confirmed with city hall that you two are indeed married.
But still, I would like you to keep it a secret that you're married.
And being affectionate on campus is out of the question.
I understand.
I understand the consequences.
Kusanagi.
Ms. Kazami.
You should fully support each other.
Y-Yes, sir...
I may look like this, but I understand your situation.
Because my wife also graduated from this school.
So young...
That's jailbait.
Oh, nothing.
Kei went home by himself again?
He's been doing that lately.
Isn't he acting suspicious?
Suspicious?
He's been acting funny these days...
Not hanging with us...
And the principal calls him to the office.
My monster radar is getting a huge signal.
There's something behind this.
Something? What is it?
Maybe he's got a girlfriend.
- No way! - Just naming possibilities.
He may be right.
My new teacher is an alien, and I found out that she was.
That's why I almost died...
...and the principal misunderstood our relationship.
And then...
...I married my teacher.
That means...
Oh, no.
I can't imagine anything further.
I should've studied more.
The problems are piling up way too high.
What's piling up too high?
Minoru.
I-I'm home.
What do you mean "I'm home"? This isn't where you go home.
Why do I have to sleep in her room?
So that the principal doesn't doubt you.
He might drop by to see how you're doing.
He won't come.
Just do what I tell you.
I moved all your stuff already.
N-No way!
Hey, the husband's home.
Welcome home.
Konoha...
Kei, your bride is waiting for you.
How is it?
Say something.
Yeah, it's very pretty.
Yeah, very.
Thank you.
Isn't she? Isn't she?
It's a hand-me-down...
...but yeah, she looks great.
But why?
It's boring, only getting the paperwork done.
So I thought even a simple ceremony would be better.
A ceremony?
I'm so happy to be able to wear an Earth wedding outfit.
Earth?
S-She looks great.
Really wonderful.
Don't you think so too, Konoha?
Then let's make it quick and easy.
Here, Kei.
A ring?
A beautiful stone.
A cheap one, though.
Cheap?
It's 30 payments!
Pay me back later, Kei.
Put the ring on her finger.
Oh, sure...
Hey, what should I do?
Take the glove off and give me your ring finger.
Left hand.
What's wrong?
Nothing.
Wow...
So pretty!
It looks good.
And you may now kiss the bride.
You're married, so no need to be bashful.
You say that, but...
What's wrong, Kei?
Well, um...
Um, after all...
Kusanagi!
Come out and play!
It's Hyosuke and the guys!
- Previous engagement? - Of course not!
He invites you like a grade school student.
That's his hobby.
Looks like they're not home.
Even though it's the clinic's hours?
That old man's got a screw loose, anyway.
- What was that? - Dear.
- It's unfortunate, but let's go... - I know!
I'm pretty sure Ms. Kazami lives around here.
Hyosuke, how do you know that?
I snuck into the teacher's lounge and looked it up.
That's a crime, you know.
I think the place's name was Asahina...
He doesn't give up.
Oh, here it is!
Is this the place?
It's right next door to Kei's place.
Damn it, so that's what Kei's been up to.
What do you mean?
Ms. Kazami moved in next to him!
He didn't tell any of us, and he's been seeing her!
That's why he's not with us!
That can't be...
Damn it, is Kei hogging Ms. Kazami all to himself?.
If that's the case, I don't think I can forgive him.
Pretty good. Silent flames.
Well, let's go to Ms. Kazami's place.
Why do that?
If Kei isn't around, we'll have Ms. Kazami entertain us.
Maybe Kei will be there.
Let's go, guys.
Why are his hunches right only at times like this?
Hey, Kei.
We'll stall for you, so the rest's up to you.
Do your best.
H-Hold on!
What now?
It's all right.
Marie?
Transport both me and Kusanagi.
Priority one.
Why aren't you doing anything? And what's with that pose?
In any case, you should change out of that outfit.
Yes, you're right.
I'll be on the veranda...
...if they come in, make sure they don't see the other rooms.
- Wait a minute. - What?
The zipper on my back...
Are you serious?
No!
Hey, what's up, guys?
Kei isn't in Ms. Kazami's room. I'm not lying.
Please step aside.
Dear!
I'll be on the veranda.
Y-Yes, please.
Um, you're all right?
Don't look this way!
- Maybe she's not home. - No, I won't give up!
That's not the problem.
Oh, all of you...
Hello, Ms. Kazami.
What is it?
Um, we're here to visit.
I-I see.
- I see... - Ms. Kazami?
W-Why's a tiara on your head?
O-Oh, it's nothing. I wonder why?
Excuse us!
I'm really worried.
We came home without checking, but I wonder if they'll be all right?
Don't worry.
Kei's my nephew.
That's why I'm worried.
I see...
So this is your place, Ms. Kazami?
It's a plain room, but it's nice.
Don't look too much.
I'm still not done cleaning all the rooms.
I'm sorry we barged in like this.
I'm sorry I can't do much to welcome you all here.
It's really all right.
Hyosuke's probably all right even in the trash.
I don't think that's true.
Which is right?
Hide!
Ms. Kazami, what's this room here?
Oh, I'm not done cleaning that one.
I-I'm sorry.
Wow, what a beautiful washroom.
Ms. Kazami, why are there two toothbrushes?
For the morning and the evening.
The cups, too?
O-Of course.
Could it be your live-in boyfriend's?
I just change colors according to my mood. Really!
Hey, look outside, Matagu.
It's a great view!
N-No, no!
What?
Well, um...
I have my laundry on the veranda.
Oh, no...
I-I won't look.
I'll check out your clothes!
D-Don't!
Ms. Kazami, where's your laundry?
M-Maybe it got blown away.
How troublesome.
You're acting very suspicious.
It's like she's hiding something.
She seems a little different.
T-That's not true.
Whoa!
Now what?
Hey, Matagu!
Media choppers are still flying!
Hey, take a picture of me!
Hyosuke Magumo's right here!
Are you listening?
Are you doing well?
Are you happy?
M-Magumo, let's get inside.
What is it?
The helicopter can't hear you.
Why do I have to go through all this...
I might not last...
Ow!
- What? - What's wrong?
Someone fell.
l-lt's nothing.
That always happens here.
That's amazing.
Ouch...
M-My butt...
It sounds like a dog is attacking someone.
Yeah, it sounds that way.
That's just Mr. Adachi playing with his dog, Lannie.
Oh, that's it?
Of course not!
Huh?
See, like I said.
Strange.
I thought someone hanging onto the wall fell...
...and was attacked by the dog below.
Let's go back inside.
I shouldn't have been so worried.
I'll check again!
There's nothing here, after all...
H-Hyosuke's so...
Oh, there it is again.
Y-You have some atmosphere here, Ms. Kazami.
Maybe that's why my rent was so cheap.
I wonder if Kusanagi is all right.
Ms. Kazami, have you seen Kei?
Kei.
Kei Kusanagi from class?
I know who he is, but what's wrong with Kusanagi?
We always walked home together...
Yeah.
Kei's been going home by himself lately.
That's why we're here, but he wasn't around again today.
Ms. Kazami, since you're his neighbor, do you know anything?
Ms. Kazami.
I'm sorry.
I do greet him on the way to and from school...
...but I don't know details.
I see.
Sorry for such a strange question.
Koishi was really worried about him.
I was not!
What are you saying, Ichigo? Jeez.
All right.
I'll discuss it with him.
He's a precious student, after all.
I'm somewhat relieved.
Why?
That you really are just a teacher.
R-Really?
Be careful on your way back.
- Sure. - Sorry to bother you.
Ms. Kazami, can you talk to me personally, too?
You have worries on your mind?
I worry I don't have worries.
Take care.
What's that mean?
Kusanagi!
Where the hell have you been?
I've been looking for the UFO.
So that's what it was.
Man.
If you're gonna do something fun like that, tell me first.
Sure, let's all go next time.
Kei?
Nothing.
- See you at school tomorrow. - Yeah.
Sorry for fooling you all.
I don't know how many lies I've already told.
Kusanagi...
Are you all right physically?
I might not be...
W-Wait, Kusanagi!
Kusanagi!
Marie, physical transport!
Priority one!
This is...
Die...
I'm going to die...
Most of the pain is gone.
Alien technology sure is great.
I'm sorry, Kusanagi.
No, I never imagined Hyosuke and the gang would come here.
Not that.
For making your life a complete mess.
I made your friends worry about you, too.
It really is tough.
Do you regret it?
I didn't have time to.
And now?
I'm worried right now.
Why?
Because there's only one futon here.
I'll sleep on the couch.
Wait.
You can come a little closer.
O-Okay...
- You know... - Yes?
What should I call you from now on, Kusanagi?
I can't call you that because we got married.
Mr. Kei? Little Kei?
Or just...
...Kei?
Whatever you like.
It doesn't matter?
It's not that.
There's so much going on that I have no reality...
Then do you want to continue?
The wedding.
Ms. Kazami...
- What? - A physical transport?
Marie, return us to our original location.
Priority one!
O-On the rampage again?
Come on, Marie, what's wrong with you?
Return system to defaults.
Priority one!
What's with that pose?
I don't want another mess like last time.
I know.
Let's control this manually from the bridge.
- Is there something I can do? - Plenty!
Hey, both of ya.
Good morning.
Looks like you put in some effort.
I was just working all night.
You really are a lucky guy.
It wasn't like that I tell you.
Not that.
No standstill in a while, right?
I figure your standstill is a mental thing.
Be more aggressive!
Don't straggle and run for it!
I'll collapse from fatigue.
All right, go ahead and collapse. I'll fix you up.
Right, Ms. Kazami?
Now go!
Then I'll see you at school, Ms. Kazami.
All right.
- Ms. Kazami? - Yes?
Take good care of Kei.
Right.
It's moving.
It's accelerating.
As if to regain lost time.
At the same speed as her.
I'm probably moving forward.
You have to watch next time, too.
This is priority one.
Two strangers start to live together.
That's not all fun and games.
Parts they couldn't see before are exposed.
Good things and bad things.
- A different situation. - The two slide apart.
Kei goes on a date with Herikawa because of a small argument.
But my...
My feelings are...
- Next on Onegai Teacher.
You have to check it out.
This is priority one.